Punk Rock



Down by the waterfront is a popular place to go for ones wedding pictures. One summer day a young couple was down there having a wedding video filmed. They frolicked about taking direction from the videographer, "splash in the pond then look at me" he yelled. Just then a fat guy with a misfits t-shirt comes cruising through on his long board. You could tell he was punk rock because he was wearing all black and sunglasses. He shifted his heft in the direction of the wedding party and in a true rebel spirit he yelled "marriage is a prison". The onlookers gasped at his ruthlessness but I'm sure Danzig would have approved. Way to go Fat Punker Guy, keep on sticking it to the man.

-Plow